|me after calling someone out:||you must be wearing orthopedic shoes because you stand corrected|
|Reader:||Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?|
|Lemony Snicket:||Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.|
"I love Dean"
Who Dean? Supernatural Dean? Gilmore Girls Dean?
No Iron Giant Dean
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